I don't get it. It's probably the only thing that can make a living creature experience every possible emotion. Well, I'll take that back...body language and facial expressions, I've learned, also say quite a bit. I learned this the hard way.

My eyes are swollen from smoke, and in five decades I won't be able to read this without glasses. Unless, of course, I lose my vision before then. Chances are somewhat high with the way I've been crossing the streets nowadays.

I decided that my last entry was wrong! Instead of existing in a concrete, linear form, I will instead exist as a cloud, and then a pigeon and a fox who likes to watch the moon on warm Mediterranean spring evenings. Or maybe I can exist as one of those figures that only exist on paper, like that bastard staircase that never ends. What would happen if you were in a video game and you ran into that mess? There's no way out!

I'm not procrastinating anything. In fact, I'm working myself so hard I could just sleep.

entertaining. it scrambled appear Words times some should be would

And with two more crumpets, five minutes of sea salt and a few hallucinations left, goodnight!